Weee today is the first official day of astronomy CCA!!! wahahaha finally i have a CCA.. -.- sheesh its so hard finding one that i really take interest in... hmmm for those ppl who were wondering wtf is so cool and hip about looking at stars and planets which are a gazillion light years away from us, thats where u r wrong.. muahahha aniwaes, its jus cool!! wahahah..
aniwaes.. first astronomy lesson.. its mythology time! =D so we had to make this play/skit on some weirdo constellation character...
SCENE 1
Gaea(Boon) : "wahahha roar fight fight fight!" *sprinkles holy water* LOL
*fighting sound*
Orion(another guy) : "fight ahhh"
*Orion wins... and Gaea retreats... Gaea summons a giant scorpion(sok ting) to fight for him*
Scorpion : "rarghhghhgh"
Orion : "come i give u sweet" *lol*
*scorpion is bribed.. (stupid scorpion) wahaha.. scorpion and Orion joined forces... forming the evil duo*
*In another part of the world, Marduk(good guy, but is a sissy) battles an evil dragon whose name i forgot... lets jus call her Draco..*
SCENE 2
Draco : "I will take over the world and become god!!! *evil cackles"
Marduk : "go to hell la u evil drake.. *makes limp-wristed movements and sprinkles holy water at the same time* let me hit u with my super duper sissy liquid!!! piaks!"
*both Marduk and Draco are seriously injured...Draco retreats.. she soon met up with Orion and Scorpion... she allies with them, having met ppl of common ideal...*
*Orion creates Terminator III (jasper) to finish off Gaea*
SCENE 3
Orion : "terminator go finish that stupid sissy hard gay(Gaea)"
*Gaea and Terminator III fights... A fierce battle raged on.. Gaea is injured*
Gaea : "Ibu(mother in malay)!! im injured!! come help me!"
Guan Yin Ma : "ok! let me send my 2 sons Nezha and Red Child to help! *sprinkles more holy water!* huaaaa!!"
*fights... but Terminator III proves too strong for them.. both sons died... Gaea, seeing the situation, jumps in and managed to convert Terminator III to the good side.. Terminator III reveals that the baddies are going to plan something hellish.. really hellish...*
SCENE 4
Guan Yin Ma : *calls Guan Yin Pa(Me)*
Guan Yin Ma : "Wei!! Ah pa!!! our sons die ler le.. How?? *puts cucumber slices on face as she talks* send your 'Charlies Angels' to help!"
Me : "huh? huh? okok! OI you 3 there.. lai lai.. ok tell u what.. ABCDEFGHIJKLMO.. understand?"
Angels : "got it."
*the 3 'angels went to spy on the baddies.. but they encountered 2 ferocious but definitely hot and sexy hunks.. they began to seduce... the angels won..*
SCENE 5
*final battle... all the gods met up to fight the bad guys.*
Gaea : "ahhh fight ar.. *makes hard gay motions to stun the baddies* shake shake shake!"
Marduk : "wait!! my make up smudging!! one second, one second.." *applies makeup*
Guan Yin Ma : *sprinkles holy water*
Me : *sprinkles holy water*
All gods : "wahahha fight kill the mothafkers!"
Baddies : "ouch ouch ouch"
*at this precise moment.. a gigantic figure loomed from behind the shadows, from the chaos and battle smoke, who is he?*
Centaur Warchief : "Wahhhh so many ppl for me to kill!!!"
*centaur warchief uses his War Stomp... everyone died, including the warchief himself..*
*OWNAGE... HOLY SHT... 10X KILL!!!!*
*all life ended with the death of the gods.. however another figure materialised.. who is he/she/it??*
Nu Wa : "Im here to save the world!!" *powerpuff gals' tune*
Nu Wa : *waves her bottle of holy water and sprinkles it around..*
*all gods and monsters rose up to the sky.. and became wad is seen now.. as constellations...*
***END OF STORY***
left silently at ... 10:44 PM
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